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All of this was in the name of comedy, of course, but as everyone in the theater around me roared with laughter, I found myself thinking: Only a man who actually has a microscopic dick would ever write a joke like that. Before I finish my story, I should probably mention that I don’t really mind small dicks.
Don’t get me wrong, there’s something very beautiful and majestic and virile about the sight of a large, erect penis.
, I thought to myself while trying to imagine him naked.Last night, over dinner, I was caught off guard when a female friend of mine—a bookish writer who’s rarely the type to talk explicitly about sex—said to me, “I think guys with really tiny penises should be made to wear a warning.” She continued sternly, “It’s the worst when you meet a guy you’re really into, the chemistry and flirtation are wonderful, and then you find out he has a small dick. After months of flirtation, he finally invited me to the screening of a short film that he’d written, directed, and starred in.I just think, for god’s sake, I wish I would have known, so I could have avoided investing all that time and energy.”I have to say, it felt like I was living inside an episode of Specifically the final episode of the first season, when Samantha starts dating a lawyer named James, only to find that his penis is so tiny that she can’t even tell when it’s inside her. I went, and actually got butterflies in my stomach while watching him on the big screen.But then came the scene where his character made a joke about having a small dick.I might have let the joke slip by unanalyzed if it weren’t for how he went into lengthy detail about the years of insecurity he’d suffered because of his tiny penis, confessing that he special-orders tiny condoms online, because even the smallest condoms available in stores are too baggy and just slip off. But despite this, I agreed to go on a dinner date with the filmmaker the following week, because, well, I really liked him.