Hal farber and online dating
He then told me that I have diabetes because of how poorly my grandparents ate (it doesn’t work like that).Probably the worst part of the date was halfway through dinner when he told me that he spent time in jail for a felony charge." —abudd10 "I ordered a steak for lunch and he tells me I shouldn't be eating steak, I should get a salad so I don't get fat. Then we went across the street to a bar where he totally ignored me and started talking to a guy about baseball. So I grabbed my keys and said, 'I've got to use the bathroom, I'll be right back,' and Irish goodbye'd him. We should go out again sometime.' LIKE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND NEVER CAME BACK!?!?Nothing like trying to make small talk while looking through glass at formaldehyde jars with severed penises in them.
We had literally just shut the front door when we heard a loud thud.I asked him to quiet down a couple of times, but he didn’t take the hint.I couldn’t help but give the families sitting around us an apologetic glance.My date and I ended up having a good time, although I found out later I stunk to high heaven." —rachelsporyh "I liked this guy, so I asked him to go ice skating with me.The only problem was, I didn’t know how to ice skate, so I kept falling.